dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order
stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4
nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
yeah, they’re all at the boulevard of broken dreams
No they’re waiting until September ends
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.