captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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hoopsandboobs:

when my outfit ain’t on point

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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dunwhore:

stckonyou:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

yeah, they’re all at the boulevard of broken dreams

No they’re waiting until September ends

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed


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funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg


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yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

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sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need
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